Wayne Trainor - LA Owner/GM
Peter Trainor – Los Angeles Team President
Mike Foligno – Los Angeles Head Coach
Pat Verbeek - Los Angeles Assistant Coach
Billionaire Mark Burgess (aka: BMB,) – Los Angeles Press & Assist. GM
Gary Coupal - Los Angeles Farm Team Press
Jimmy Fallon - Los Angeles Awards Presenter
Dr. Mark Galbraith - Los Angeles Team Doctor
Bobby Jones - Los Angeles Farm Head Coach
Ashton Kutcher - Los Angeles Farm Assistant Coach & Camel Dung Scooper
Bart Simpson – Los Angeles Staff Nuclear Physicist
Ron Tugnutt - Los Angeles Press and Goalie Coach
Paul Bearer – Los Angeles Kryptogenetic Equipment Manager
Connor Trainor – Los Angeles Stickboy
Marty "The Boogeyman" Wright - LA Team Enforcer
Avril Lavigne - Los Angeles Anthem Singer  Sept 27,1984
Mrs. Lynn Trainor - Los Angeles Wolverine Girls Cheerleaders Captain
Jessica Biel - Los Angeles Wolverine Girls Cheerleaders         March 3,1982
Stacy Kiebler - Los Angeles Wolverine Girls Cheerleaders        October 15,1979
Ali Landry - Los Angeles Wolverine Girls Cheerleaders           July 21,1973
Alyssa Milano – Los Angeles Wolverine Girls Cheerleaders        December 19, 1972
Tara Reid - Los Angeles Wolverine Girls Cheerleaders            November 8,1975
Tiffani Thiessen - Los Angeles Wolverine Girls Cheerleaders     Sept 23,1974
Kirsten Dunst -  Los Angeles Wolverine Girls Cheerleaders       April 30, 1982
Jessica Alba - Los Angeles Wolverine Girls Cheerleaders         April 28, 1981
Rachel Ray - Los Angeles Wolverine Girls Cheerleaders/Team Cook August 28, 1968
Eva Longoria - Los Angeles Wolverine Girls Cheerleaders         March 15, 1975
Kristin Cavallari - Los Angeles Wolverine Girls Cheerleaders    January 14, 1987