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| On this page you will find information about the 20 teams in the DHHL. Hopefully this page will be up to date so that GM's can see which persons are employed by which team. By adding members to your team's staff and using them in your Pr's will make them more vivid and alive. |
| Team |
GM |
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| Peterborough Adjustable Spanners | Tim Kastelle | |
Other information:
Head coach: Charles Darwin Alternate: Dave Poulin Arena: Peterborough Memorial Centre Team Captain: Nick Boynton Alternate Captains: Simon Gamache, Umberto Eco, Nick Boynton PR man: Dave Foreman, George Orwell |
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| Gladiator, NY | Anthony Pizzo | |
| Other information:
Farm Team: Sussex Eagles
Pro Coach: Gary Mercer Pro Alternate Coach: Joey Fama Farm Coach: Mike Kaos Farm Alternate Coach: Raymond Capesci Arena: Oakwood Dental Coliseum
Press Director: Jerry Belford
Gladiator NY:
Scouting Department:
Head of Scouting (Can): Rick Benji Head of Scouting (US): Roger Owens Head of Scouting (Europe): Jari Kurri Commentators: Bob Cole, Nip Nugget
Medical Trainer: Dr. Paul Barbara
Anthem Singer: Arman Leto
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| Thunder Bay Thunder | Mike Robinson | |
Other information:
Pro Coach: Brian Kilrea
Captain: Jason Firth
Alternates: Ron Francis and Jay Bouwmeester
Arena: Thunder Bay Sports Complex
Farm Team: Kalamazoo Kutters
Farm Coach: Robert Hughes
Farm Assistant Coach: George Jefferson
Press Director: Robin Williams
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| Whitefish Snipers | Joe Hamel | |
| Other information:
Whitefish GM: Joe Hamel
Arena Name: The Pool©
Head Coach: Paul Henderson
Captain: Brad Boyes
A. Captain: Alexander Ovechkin
A. Captain: Nikolai Zherdev
Head Reporter: Speedy Gonzolez
Junior Reporter: Slowpoke Rodreigez
Scout: Sneaky Guy
Goalie Coach: Bricke Walle
Junior Team: Red Deer Dragons
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| Halifax Mooseheads | VACANT | |
Other information:
Pro Team: Halifax Mooseheads
Pro Coach: Joey Smallwood
Captain:Stephen King
Assistants:Alexei Yashin, Jonas Hoglund
Arena:The Fishing Pond
Farm Team:Joe Bats' Arm Beaters
Farm Coach:Shannon Tweed (The pride of Nfld)
Farm Assistant Coach:Gorden Pincent
Press Director: The Moose
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| Katmandu Hellcats | Andrew Drummond | |
Other information:
Pro Team: Katmandu Hellcats
Owner: Andrew "Bulldog" Drummond
Head Coach: "Iron" Mike Keenan
Assistant Coach: Keith Primeau (penalty killing), Mike Vernon (goalie coach)
Trainer: Jacob Two-Two
Team Doctor: Dr. Kildare
Water Boy: Bobby Boucher
Arena: The Gun Kamdev Ice Palace
Mascot: Hellcat Kitty
Captain: Homer Simpson
Assistant Captains: Jason Ward, Kris Vernarsky
Farm Team: Mount Everest Climbers
Farm Team Coach: Cosmo Kramer
Farm Team Assistant Coach: George Costanza
Press Secretary to the Bulldog: Ivanna Humpalot
Play-by-play radio man on Hellcats radio: Dick Beddoes
Press Director: The Ram
Hockey Ambassador to Katmandu: Derek Sanderson.
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| Winnipeg Jets | Chrispy Sage | |
| Other information:
Pro Coach: Randy
Carlyle
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| Miami Dream | VACANT | |
Other information:Pro Coach:Wayne Gretzky
Pro Assistant Coach:Mark Messier
Goaltender Coach : Grant Fuhr
Press Director: KERMIT THE FROG
Field Correspondant: Miss Piggy
MIAMI SUN COACHES CORNER:Don Cherry@Ron Maclean
Director of Public Relations : Bill Clinton
Team Surgeon: Dr. Doolittle
Team Physician: Dr. Seuss
Nurse: Cindy Crawford
Team Psychic: Ann Landers
Head Trainer: Yoda
Conditioning Trainer: OB1 KANOBE
Motivational Trainer: Dr. Frasier Crane
Sports Psychologist: Bob "Hockey Insider"MacKenzie
Head Scout: Al Arbour
Assistant Scout: Scotty Bowman
Statistics manager: C3P0
Equipment Manager: Jacques Strap
V.P. of Player Personnel
Team Bodyguard : ROCKY Balboa
Stickboy : Pinochio
CAPTAIN---- 8 John Trainor
ASSISTANT--75 Mike Morris
ASSISTANT--40 Drake Berehowsky
MIAMI CHEERLEADERS: DREAM DANCERS
DREAM DANCER:Catherine Zeta Jones
DREAM DANCER:Brittney Spears
DREAM DANCER:Cameron Diaz
DREAM DANCER:Jennifer Love Hewitt
DREAM DANCER:Jennifer Lopez
DREAM DANCER:Tiffani Amber Thiessen
DREAM DANCER:Alyssa Milano
DREAM DANCER:Carmen Electra
Arena: Budwiezer Bleachers
Play-By-Play Commentator: Fuzzy Bear
National Anthems Singer: Synia Twain
Masters of Ceremonies: ERNIE@BURT
Mascot: Eddie the Eagle
Zamboni Driver: Mario Andretti
Farm Team: MINNISOTA MOSQUITOS
Farm Coach: Max Trainor
Farm Assistant Coach: Kevin Lowe
Farm Assistant Coach: Craig MacTavish
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| Pickering Phantoms | Kevin Coghlan | |
| Other information:
Team Name: PICKERING PHANTOMS
Pro Coach: LARRY ROBINSON
Asst Coach: ROBBIE FTOREK
Goalie Coach: KIRK McLEAN
Captain: JASON SMITH
Alternates: JACK JOHNSON and FRASER CLAIR
Arena: NESTEA COMPLEX cap. 16, 500
Mascot: HOCKEY PHAN
Team Colours: GHOST GREY, MAROON, BOO BLUE
Head Scout: MIKE MARSDEN
P.R. Director: SANDY McCARTHY
Farm Team: AJAX AXEMEN
Farm Coach: GLEN HEALY
Farm Assistant Coach: DALE CRAIGWELL |
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| Calgary Meltdown | y0-moe | |
Other information:
Team Name: Ottawa Senators
GM: Moe
Head coach: Sean Burke
Alternate coach: Paul Henderson and Rick Wamsley
Head scout: 50 cent
Scout: Hulk Hogan
Team Captain: Eric Nystrom
Alternates: Chris Therien,Nikolai Kulemin
PR Man/Woman: Jerry McGuire
Team Mascots: N/A
Team Psychiatrist: n/a
National Anthem singer: Ryan Malcolm
Arena: Gladiator center
Capacity: 21000
Farm team: baby Sens
Farm coach: Mr. Bean
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| Waco Flaming Cacti | Mark Brashear | |
Other information:
Head coach: Craig Hartsburg
Alternates: Lucky Day, Ned Nederlander
Arena: Los GringoDome
Captain : Carlo Colaiacovo
Alternates: Adam Berti, Jaroslav Kristek
PR: Dusty Bottoms
Team Physio: Sweet Buttercup
Farm team name: Laredo Armadillos
Farm team coach: El Guapo
Mascot - The Invisible Swordsman
Anthem Singer - The Singing Bush
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| Denver Dwarves | Patrick Erickison | |
Other information:
Owners: Ali Baba Grill (51%) Public Shares (49%)
Head Coach: Miss Patty Burns
Alternate Coach: Paul Coffey, Pat Burns
Farm Team Name: Salt Lake Legions
Farm Team Coach: Mini-Me
Farm Team Alternate Coach: Tim Hunter
Head Scout: Shane Churla
PR director: Barry Melrose
Arena: Denver Coliseum
Capacity: 666
Zamboni driver: Gimli the Dwarf
Team Motivational Speaker: "Tiger" Williams
Additional Staff: BoD (Bashful, Doc, Happy, Grumpy, Dopey, Sneezy and Sleepy), Board of Dwarves.
Team Spy: 007
Captain: Håkan Loob
Alternates: Mario Lemieux, Bryan McCabe
Mascot: Inflatable Snow-White
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| Port Hope Panthers | Jim den Hollander | |
Other information:
Pro Team: Troy Titans
Pro Coach: Gordon "Red" Berenson
Captain: Steve Larmer
Alternates: Karel Rachunek, Benoit Brunet
Arena: Troy Sports Center
Farm Team: ????
Farm Coach: Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen
Farm Assistant Coach: N/A
Press Director: Simon Cowell
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| Los Angeles Ice Thugs | Pat Eggert | |
Other information:
Pro Team: Los Angeles Ice Thugs
Pro Coach: Gary Coupal
Captain: Stu Barnes
Assistants: Gary Coupal, Jakub Cutta
Arena: Capreol Community Center
Farm Team: Rio Grande Valley Killer Bees
Farm Coach: Marcel Dionne
Farm Assistant Coach: Jimmy Waite
Press Director: John Smith
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| Montreal Mayhem | Amrit Sandhu | |
Other information:
Head Coach - Toe Blake - revived using Mayhem Magic
Asst Coach (Fwds - Muckers) - John Ferguson
Asst Coach (Fwds - Bangers) - Chris Nilan
Asst Coach (Dmen - Bangers) - Larry Robinson
Asst Coach (Dmen - Rushers) - Doug Harvey - more Mayhem Magic
Asst Coach (Scorers) - Guy Lafluer
Asst Coach (Passers) - Jean Beliveau
Asst Coach (PP) - Steve Shutt
Asst Coach (PK) - Bob Gainey
Asst Coach (Pests) - Mario Tremblay
Gman Coach - Ken Dryden
Asst Coach (Stifle your Ass) - Jacques Lemaire
Asst Coach (Blow your Ass out of Town) - Maurice Richard - Mayhem Magic!!!
Team Docs - Papa Shango & Undertaker (needs someone to use Mayem Magic)
Farm Team - Vancouver Vanquish
Head Coach - Pat Quinn
Asst Coach - Thomas Gradin
Asst Coach - Kurt Fraser
Gmen Coach - Richard Broduer
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| Toad Suck Toasters | Peter Trainor | |
Other information:
Pro Team:
Pro Coach: Junk Yard Dog
Captain:
Alternates:
Arena:
Farm Team: Brooklyn Brawlers
Farm Coach: Alan Eagleson
Farm Alternate Coach:
Press Director:
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| Port Perry Power | Steve Vendetti |
Other information:
Pro Team: Port Perry Power
Pro Coach: Steve Vendetti
Captain:
Alternates:
Arena:
Farm Team:
Farm Coach:
Farm Alternate Coach:
Press Director:
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| Boston MoJoShooters | Rob Suslowicz |
Other information:
Pro Team: Freshwater Firestarters
Pro Coach: Ray Bourque
Captain: Chuck Norris
Alternates: Adrian Aucoin, Saku Koivu, Shawn Peach
Arena: MojoShooters Point Place
Farm Team: Providence Thunder Chickens
Farm Coach: Adam Foote
Farm Alternate Coach: James DasEndorf
Press Director: Winona Ryder
Play by Play and Color TV: Dale Arnold and Andy Brickley
Play by play and Color Radio: Tim Hopper and Bob Beers
Mascot: Mojo Murray
Cheerleaders/Dancers: Pussycat Dolls
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| Detroit Red Wings | Warren Colston |
| Other information:
Pro Coach: Captain: Alternates: Arena: Farm Team: Motor City Mustangs Farm Coach: Farm Alternate Coach: Press Director: |
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| Bay City Balcos | Cliff Whalen |
| Other information:
Pro Coach: Jose Canseco Assistants: Rafael Palmeiro, Mark McGwire Captain: Alternates: Arena: Farm Team: Anaheim Mighty Syringes Farm Coach: Farm Alternate Coach: Press Director: Ken Caminiti |
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