Larocque and Roll's Unused NaNoWriMo 2004 Dares
Name of person offering the dare - The Dare
pookel - Include a game of cards in your novel.
Insane Crazy - Refer to Neverson Babies. What are Neverson Babies, you may ask? No clue. (The original broadway cast recording of RENT had many slurred lyrics.) Bonus points if it's a major part of your plot.
Serpent_Rose - Have one of your characters be transgendered.
Asuka - Start your novel with the sentence, "This day was just like all the other days-- wet, cold, slimy, and covered with alligators."
Nonners - Give your main character a nickname that has nothing to do with their regular/given name. -or- Give the main character a nickname that is longer than his or her normal name.
ScaperMoon - Have one of your characters (preferably male) become obsessed with knitting.
Nonners - Include a Mr. Ian Woon somewhere in your novel. Also applicable are other anagrams of NaNoWriMo.
Morigale - Dare 4: Include a female Beta fish named Agatha.
Bizzle - My dare? Use the following line: "Suddenly, they were attacked by ninjas." Or at least mention ninjas once in your novel, as ninjas > everything.
BrendanH1 - 3. Have one of your characters make reference to someone they knew losing their head (literally) in their line of work. 4. Have one of your characters be advised by (again) either a famous historical figure or obsurely pathetic pop culture icon. Like "Play it Again Sam" (Bogart), only not.
Ledasmom - Have a middle-aged woman and all her pets die in a dreadful crochet accident. Bonus points if this happens in a public place with lots of Horrified Bystanders, or for also involving, in some way, raspberry cream truffles and cappucino.
Boomage - Have a conga line in your story. It MUST occur at a random point in the story, and the main character must either A) Not notice at all or B) Get caught in it.
crawl27 - make corey feldman your main character.
Lady C - Include your MCs doing something from The Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbooks. Whether or not they follow TWCSSH advice is up to you. Bonus points if they do five things or more from TWCSSH
CaptainNick - Have a character attending a religious service, ritual, event, whatever, burst out laughing inappropriately (or at least start snerking). When asked what the hell is going on, have the character explain that s/he was thinking about "The Dare Thread." (I did this one too!)
Tea_and_Muffins - I dare you to somehow, some way involve the line 'Never fall in love with a Korean boy' in your novel. Especially if the circumstances surrounding the line are totally unrelated. and especially if it comes from a wise old Chinese sage
(unknown) - Instead of playing "Marco Polo" have your characters play "Jango Fett." (One person yells "Jango!" Someone/someones yell "Fett!" And fun is had by all.)
Xie_Kitchin - -include line: " As much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood " WITHOUT making a reference to the rhyme which usually preceeds it; also insert line "It's against my programming to impersonate a deity" (bonus if it's not a robot that says it)
ZonaXNiletak - Sign up for dictionary.com's word-of-the-day daily emails and use the word for the day each day in your writting.
pixystix - Include the line "I couldn't find you to tell you where I was."; and Have a character steal a traffic cone/road sign.
Asuka - At a serious point in your story, have a character start to blow soap bubbles. Bonus points if it's a character that you wouldn't expect to do this.
Silly - Have an elderly woman who's last dying wish is to kiss the teeange boy who lives next to her, and the mom is forcing him to do it, because she's like 100.
Nonners - Have some random character pop in and say "Yay!" or some other enthusiastic congratulation whenever you complete a dare.
thecrypto - A bullet that costs 5000 units of currency
Ketsuri - Have someone call about computer problems, and have them begin the conversation with "hello, tech support? You have failed me for the last time", imitating Darth Vader's voice the whole time.
cat_wandering - Set one scene in a 50's style diner
Lightwarmth - Cabbage, lettuce, cellery, etc. must be referred to as "crunchy water".
jamiliegh17 - "Dude, do you wax your chest?" "No, I'm just pretty like that."
keolah - Use the word "twitterpated" at some point.
(Dares courtesy the NaNoWriMo Forums)